lampsarepeopletoo:

if you’re reading this ur fucking cute

(via pizza)

stripforharry:

soolooxcoopter:

obesealpaca:

When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know

Those fries could be salted with tears

So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through

there are two kinds of people

(Source: dogs420, via kittensonpatrol)

cosrnos:

I made my facebook status as “feeling potato” with the emoji update and I’ve given my mom yet another reason to be concerned for me

(via pizza)

basiliskfangsclatterinthetardis:

brella:

tragic backstories explain bad deeds but they do not excuse them

• tragic backstories explain bad deeds but they do not excuse them

SNAPE
SNAPE
SEVERUS SNAPE

(via imwiththepirate)

sasju:

allyson-wonderlnd:

Supernatural - Nothing is aliens, everything is mystical

Doctor Who - Nothing is mystical, everything is aliens

Sherlock - Nothing is aliens or mystical, real life is really that scary and depressing.

If there was a Superwholock cross over:

Sam and Dean would literally shit themselves.  The Doctor would be so confused AND excited.  And I’m pretty sure Sherlock would spontaneously burst into flames.

And that’s why I’d watch it…

(via allons-y-tardis)